"I see a red iPhone 5C and I want it painted black."
Probably what someone at Apple said when it looked as though the cheap iPhone was only going to come in cheery colours like yellow. This picture suggests someone in the colour department heard and actioned that.
Do try to control yourselves.
UPDATE: Control yourselves even more, it might be fake. We kind of thought that went without saying at this point in the iPhone rumour cycle, but hey. Turns out Apple may not offer a black iPhone 5C after all. But maybe it will. We'll just have to wait and see.
It's all very exciting.
More blips!
Look at all our blips. We've got blips in all the colours. And we smell NICE.